From: Andrew Nevill Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: Re: [I] Filk: LART 'Em Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 19:44:58 +0100 Richard Eney wrote in message news:8e4r41$mer$1@saltmine.radix.net... > > > That would probably be received well on rec.music.filk > > Reminds me somehow of ... > > "We will, we will, *plonk you!*" > > No wonder I couldn't find it! I thought you gave the title as We Will Lart You. I looked in the filks index on lspace and it wasn't there, then again I didn't see We Will *plonk You either. I even emailed elfin to get the filks ftp archive address to see if it was in there. I'll have another look later using the correct title. However, in the meantime, having assumed the filk did not exist, I've made up a version. So here goes. We Will LART You Buddy, you're a boy Make a big noise Spamming the newsgroup Posting controversy You ain't got a clue Won't read FAQs You're next in line For the barbeque We will, we will LART you. We will, we will LART you. Buddy, you're accepted Part of the newsgroup This plague of [M] threads Annoys you Got a frown on your face It's a big disgrace How everyone's flaming newbies All over the place We will, we will LART you. We will, we will LART you. Buddy, you're an Old Fart Been here forever Newbies today Don't have a clue Get on their case It's a big disgrace Time for you to kick 'em Back into their place We will, we will LART you. We will, we will LART you. We will, we will LART you. We will, we will LART you.