Author:MegaMole <PSmithALTO@countertenor.demon.co.uk> 		
Newsgroup:alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 		

In article <slrn7sa7bo.4j2.arobertson@kenny.atlan-tech.com> , Alan
Robertson writes 		
> Don't pay any attention to this at all 		
Surely everyone knows this tune... 	So, so you think you can tell

Test posts from hell, 			
Bad vibes from a pain? 			
Can you tell an old thread 			
From a troll which has failed? 			
Usenet from e-mail? 			
Do you think you can tell? 			
And did they get you to lurk, 			
Read FAQs and digest, 			
Re-format your posts, 			
Thread vampires and ghosts, 			
Watch tags and the rest? 			
Did you come on and claim 			
A walk-on part in the war 			
And a lead role in the flame? 			
How I wish, how I wish you were clued... 			
We're just older farts 			
With a sackful of LARTs 			
In a peevish mood, 			
Running over the same old ground - 			
and what have we found? 			
The same Dog food - 			
Wish you were clued. 		

MegaMole