O.K. this is the first time i have ever done anthing like this.. so
please be gentle with my ego. but all day i have had this humming in my
brain wanting to be written. I don't know why it chose my brain as i'm
tone deaf and can't spell so bear with me. 

To the tune of Away in a manger [1] 		


Away in Ankh-Morpork, 			
the city watch roam. 			
Misguided as always 			
A Watch house their home. 			
The Watchmen are Golems, 			
Trolls, Gargoyles and men. 			
but little is known 			
as to whats driving them? 			
I love the Patrician 			
looking down from on high. 			
His spies by my side, 			
so.. i won't take that bribe. 			
Be near Cheery Littlebottom 			
if forensics needs doing. 			
As sheis an expert 			
with powder paint blowing. 			
Out on patrol with Angua 			
no villan is safe. 			
but Carrot see to it 			
that all her food is baked. 			
The Guilds of Ankh-Morpork 			
make city life safe. 			
So stay safely inside 			
until you hear dawn break. 	

Hope you like it! any comments, improvements etc feel free go ahead. 		

Mad Dragon purple women sister to Flesh Eating Dragon