Author:"Mark A. Cooper" Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett Date: Tue, 29 Jun 1999 *rustle rustle* Hmm... this chocolate tastes good... Ha! Thought they could keep me in this straitjacket, eh? Well, yes, they can, but I've chewed through my gag to tell you that I've written the Dancing Queen filk I warned you about... ** They can't keep me quiet! No... not the liquid cosh! Aaaaargh! Mark (VOICEOVER: And while Mark's sleeping it off, here *is* his filk. He hopes you enjoy it.) Dancing Dean You can't dance, you can't jive But you're having the time of your life Ooh, see that wiz, watch that scene Diggin' the Dancing Dean... Friday night at the UU ball You're not keeping the beat at all Mmm, play the Music With Rocks In Watch his belly swing (No one could miss the thing) Mustrum Ridcully's quite a guy But if he catches you, my oh my... He'll confine you to quarters But you don't give a damn - You're in the mood to dance And given half a chance... You are the Dancing Dean Clad in leather, and lookin' mean Dancing Dean Broke a folk singer's tambourine, oh yeah... You can't dance, you can't jive But you're having the time of your life Ooh, see that wiz, watch that scene Diggin' the Dancing Dean... You're a wizard, so what's gone wrong? Music With Rocks In has turned you on Frothing up all the coffee Wanna feel the groove You're in the mood to dance And given half the chance... You are the Dancing Dean Clad in leather, and lookin' mean Dancing Dean Broke a folk singer's tambourine, oh yeah... You can't dance, you can't jive But you're having the time of your life Ooh, see that wiz, watch that scene Diggin' the Dancing Dean...