>Do The Time Warp


Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
From: Kza 
Subject: Re: [I] Terry Pratchett vs. RHPS
Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 09:36:10 GMT


In article <9dg5gb$dla$1@enyo.uwa.edu.au>, Siobhan says...
>
>"Bj"  wrote
>> Well, ...it's just a jump to the left...
>
>Oh, that Time Warp-y thing. I know that. School dance standard, that tune.
>*g*

I can't resist... A ToT themed time warp filk Does have a spoiler for ToT in it...

But


It


Is 


An


Insane


Thread


To


Inspire


A


Filk


THIS


Wierd


DO THE TIME WARP!
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Igor:
It'th athounding
Time ith fleeting
Madneth taketh itth toll
But lithten clothely

LeJean:
Not for very much longer!

Igor:
I've got to keep control.

I remember
Theeing Grandfather
Building the glath clock then,
The ticking will hit me
And the voice will be calling...

(Chorus)

Monks:
Let's do the time warp again! (x2)

Lu-Tze:
It's just a year to the left,

Monks:
Send the past to the right,

Lu-Tze:
Put your life on the line,

Monks:
You bring decades in tight
But it's Koom Valley Battle
It really drives you insane!
Let's do the time warp again! <x2>

LeJean:
It's so dreamy
Oh, humanity frees me
So you can see me
Yes, body and all
From another dimension
With malicious intentions
Now confounded,
I see all.

Igor:
With a bit of a mind flip,

LeJean:
You're into the time slip

Igor:
And everything will alwayth be the thame

LeJean:
You'll be robbed of sensation,

Igor:
Like you're under thedation

ALL:
Let's do the Time Warp again! <x2>

Susan:
I was running down the street just a-saving the world,
But a yellow-robed boy's story had to be told,
I wound him up, he took me by surprise,
He was someone like me and I could sympathise,

He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again!

(Chorus)


<FX: sound of Kza running away, very fast.>
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Plagarise, plagarise, plagarise...
But be sure to always call it please, 'research'.
Tom Leher