From: Adrian Ogden
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] Flat World
Date: 12 Jan 2001 14:43:48 GMT


Beth Winter writes:

>I want to hear "Man! I feel like a werewolf!" ^_^

Aaarrgghh... must... resist... oh, **** it.


FEEL LIKE A WEREWOLF

I'm going out tonight, the moon is full and bright
Yeah, I feel the call in my soul
Going on the prowl, really raise a howl
Prayin' I don't lose control

Lycanthropy's a bitch, it always proves a hitch
When I'm hanging out with the guys
'Cos I have always found they won't be hanging round
When I metamorphosize

The worst thing about this transformation
I daren't allow myself to have a little fun and... 

CHORUS:
    Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy - forget I'm a lady
    Four paws, cruel jaws
    Oh, oh, oh, call of the wild, I'm a slavering haemophile
    Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, fatal attraction
    Live for the thrill, joy of the kill
    Oh, oh, oh, until I awake and remember who I am
    Man! I feel like a werewolf!

I'm sorry if I make you want to scream and shake
Yeah, it's just the shape I'm in
Pray you never meet me on an empty street
I'll make you jump right outta your skin

The worst thing about this transformation
I daren't allow myself to have a little fun and... 

CHORUS:

Don't wanna be crazy
I can feel it
Come, come, come on
I feel like a werewolf