From: "Stefano Busti" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Filk for Granny Weatherwax Date: 18 Nov 1999 23:54:06 GMT This was inspired by the recent thread on ABP started by Hasoferet and on the subject of "Does anyone else ... want to be Granny Weatherwax when they grow up?". Doesn't apply to me incidentally, I aim to be a Vetinari when I'm older :) Based on: Granny Weatherwax Tune: Garbage, "When I Grow Up" (with crudish bits replaced) Da da da daa (ad nauseam) Hairpins come out Granny stomps about Like a giant chelonaut. Everyone cowers On seeing her powers Headology really freaks them out. She can fly a Wooden broomstick There's no need to walk about. Others fly too Nanny Ogg, that's who Magrat and the King too, When I grow up I'll be Weatherwax When I grow up I'll make news on the clacks Trying hard to See this borrowing through Floating out to Uberwald. And the sign said "I Aten't Dead" Damn the consequences, When I grow up I'll be Weatherwax When I grow up I'll make news on the clacks Da da da daa (ad nauseam) Blood and blisters On her fingers Stake those vampires through the heart. Watch her temper She goes mental Never has been gentle, When I grow up I'll make news on the clacks When I grow up When I grow up When I grow up I'll make news on the clacks Da da da daa (ad nauseam) -- || Stefano Busti - see headers for afpcode || http://www.lspace.nildram.co.uk/ -- (_8-(|) "Spot the Homer and win a can of Duff beer"