From: MegaMole Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett,alt.books.pratchett Subject: [I] Flat World Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2001 20:29:52 +0000 ** This article is posted to abp only because the challenge was laid ** ** down there. Please honour follow-ups or they'll get cross. ** ** Also, this article contains spoilers for various DW books. ** In article , Terry writes: >>In article , simon >> writes >>After all, we're >>all looking at the same thing, the same people and the same world >>(song breaks out in the background: "It's a flat world after all"). >>Fade out. > > I positively forbid anyone from writing this filk. Sources have passed this post on to me. Well, you were warned... Flat World TTTO: "It's a Small World, after all" - The Lion King et seq. It's a magic world, Full of slow gold light, Scruffy talking dogs, Girls with equal rites - All those places to go - But, as Omnians know, It's a flat world after all. [Chorus] It's a flat world after all It's a flat world after all It's a flat world after all It's a flat, flat world. There is just one Hub And one wide blue Rim And one hat with WIZZARD on the brim As the Turtle it moves Our experience proves It's a flat world after all. [repeat Chorus after each verse] [leave this verse out if singing to kiddies] There's one Mended Drum Near the River Ankh, One Miss VaVa Voom Over whom to ... drool ... And if Slab pushers stroll Near Detritus the troll It's a flat world, after all. We all see the Disc In our own mind's sight - We all know The Truth And are sure *we're* right. But in all of her selves, Magrat battles the elves In the same flat world - that's all.