From: "Murky" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: Re: [I] Filk - Girls and Dwarfs Date: Sat, 27 Nov 1999 20:38:27 +0000 On Thu, 25 Nov 1999 18:49:17 GMT, Daibhid Cheinnedelh wrote: >> A song which has recently become popular among some dwarfs The Shade's like a Jungle, So call Corporal Nobbs Just send the word - He's a slob (on holiday) IQ in the 90's he's paranoid walks in a dwarf bar takes his chances looking for Girls who are dwarfs Who'd like dwarfs to be girls Why do dwarfs act like girls? Who do girls act like dwarfs? Always should be someone you really are avoiding all work though there's some available he's not a thinker count his thoughts on 1 2 3 4 ... um fingers oxygen wasted never reproduced gets nasty blisters from his shoes and he wants to be introduced (to) Girls who are dwarfs Who'd like dwarfs to be girls Why do dwarfs act like girls? Who do girls act like dwarfs? Always should be someone you really are Okay - so it does imply that Nobbs has a dwarf fetish, but that doesn't mean that they have to have a fetish for him - does it? -- ISP offering free shares to early UK users: http://www.totalise.net Please quote 'murky@totalise.co.uk' when you sign up!