From: Jon
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Some songs for CCA
Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 14:10:02 +0100

*Itchypants Park*

Over Bridges of Ankh
To dry my pants in shades of brown
Over steaming fires
To Itchypants Park, that's where I'm found

What did you do there? - I got dry
What did you smell there? - Well it's high
But why the tears there? - I'll tell you why - yyyyy
It's all too irritable, It's all too irritable
It's all too irritable, It's all too irritable

I feel inclined to try and find
A cure for this itch in my bum
It's kind of dire when my groove's on fire
And trousers are no kind of fun

I'll tell you what I'll do - What will you do?
I'd like to scratch my arse, then to
Dip it in a pool - Won't that be cool?
Though I don't moon it as a rule

What will I do there? - I'll do my nut
What will I scratch there? - I'll scratch my butt
But why the tears there? I'll tell you why
It's all too irritable, It's all too irritable
It's all too irritable, It's all too irritable

I feel inclined to try and find
A cure for this itch in my bum
It's kind of dire when my groove's on fire
And trousers are no kind of fun

It's all too irritable, It's all too irritable
It's all too irritable, It's all too irritable

TTTO, respectively, Itchycoo Park and Lazy Sunday (both Small Faces), and
Apeman (The Kinks). (I realise, Mistress, this isn't quite what you asked
for, but Sunny Afternoon and Waterloo Sunset had already been filked to
perfection by Eric and Joy, so I hope these are acceptable alternatives
*cringe*).