From: "David Ferguson" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Librarian filk Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1999 11:06:56 -0000 As the filking season seems to be upon us again.... I find it hard to believe this hasn't been done already, but a cursory search on Deja for "Monkey, filk and librarian" seems to indicate it hasn't, ho hum. Librarians Theme (to the tune of The Monkees' Theme) Here he comes Swingin' through the shelves But one thing you should know now, For the good of your health Hey, he's not a monkey Don't say that when he is around Those arms are good for more than swingin' And he'll soon put you down. He goes where ever he wants to By movin' through L-space He's an ape with a badge, yeah So don't get in his face Hey, he's not a monkey Don't say that when he is around Those arms are good for more than swingin' And he'll soon put you down. He's usually friendly So don't be put out by his shape And don't go using the "M" word Unless you want to see him go ape! Any tome Or any book Just look over your shoulder When you hear that "ook!" Hey, he's not a monkey Don't say that when he is around Those arms are good for more than swingin' And he'll soon put you down. ( instrumental break) Hey, he's not a monkey Don't say that when he is around Those arms are good for more than swingin' And he'll soon put you down. He's usually friendly So don't be put out by his shape And don't go using the "M" word Unless you want to see him go ape! Hey he's not a monkey! No he's not a monkey! Me? I never said "monkey"! Oh .. ~@#$!* (fade) David "Coat? I need no coat! Coats are for wimps! Actually its rather cold, so the long black one please."