Author: "Joy Green" <ladymuck@irrelevance.freeserve.co.uk> 		
Newsgroup:alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: 	Sat, 3 Jul 1999 		


*Dwarf King* 			
You're not our real son- 			
Give up this fantasy- 			
You're on the tall side 			
No escape from reality - 			
Open your eyes 			
Look up to the skies and see - 			
Isn't the ceiling, just a bit close to you? 			
Carrot dear, it's time to go, 			
Don't you see the roof's too low? 			
You've outgrown the mine now, Time to take the road to -destiny-, 

*Carrot* 
Minty, I'm leaving here, 			
They are sending me away, 			
I'll be going any day; 			
Minty, I will miss you so 			
But I'm off to be a man, within the Watch - 			
Minty, ooo, 			
Didn't mean to make you cry 			
I'll write to you when I get to Ankh-Morepork - 			
Carry on, carry on, as if it doesn't really matter- 			
Off now, my time has come, 			
My Protective on my head- 			
Should it be elsewhere instead? 			
Goodbye everybody -I've got to go 			
Gotta leave you all behind and start anew - 			
Ankh-Morepork, ooo- 			
It seems so far away, 			
But still I think it could be where I 'm needed - 			

l see a little silhouetto of a thing 			
Nobby Nobbs, Nobby Nobbs can he really be quite human? 			
Fred Colon and the Captain - what on earth is happening here? 			
Fabricate, Fabricate, 			
Fabricate, Fabricate 			
Fabricate Diem Pvnk - Protect and Serve - 			
But I'm just a new boy and nobody knows me - 			
But I have a rule book, know how it should be - 			
The laws and ordinances of the city - 	

*Vimes & Carrot* 			
Easy come easy go , you have to let them go - 			
It's the law! No, -, we will not let them go -let them go - 			
It's the law!! We will not let them go-let them go 			
It's the law! will not let them go-let them go 			
Will not let them go - let them go 			
Will not let them go - let them go 			
No, no, no, no, no, no, no - 		

*Vimes* 			
Corporal Carrot, Corporal Carrot, Corporal Carrot let them go 			
Vetinari has some scathing words to say, to me, to me 			
to me - 	

*Carrot* 			
So you think you can get drunk leave things to rot - 			
So you think you lay there and act like a sot - 			
Oh Captain - Can't let this happen Captain - 			
You've gotta get up - You've gotta take charge of things now - 			
Yes it really matters -, 			
Anyone can see, 			
The city needs a Night Watch - The city needs a police force to be free, 			

Just leave it to the Night Watch 	

(gong sound of salute as fist hits breast plate over heart) 			 			 		

Joy