From: "Richard Bos" 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk: Oh Angua
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 13:13:29 GMT


This one's to Paul Simon's "Oh Marion".

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Oh, Angua

The boy's got a sword, he just don't use it, that's all.
The boy's got a sword, he just refuse to use it, that's all.
He said: "The more I play the King, the less I get to Watch."
The boy's got a sword, he's just no lord.

The boy's a dwarf, but he's well over six feet tall.
It's a strange phenomenon, he's done the Y'grad and all.
He said: "I may be human in size,
but I still am a dwarf in the Low King's eyes."
The boy's a dwarf, but he's well over six feet...

Oh Angua, I think I'm in trouble here,
I should've believed you when I heard you saying it,
The only time that love is an easy game,
Is when two of one species are playing it.

The boy's got a voice, but the voice is his natural disguise.
Yes, the boy's got a voice, and nobody knows if he lies.
He says: "When all you say is true,
other people will fill in the lies for you."
The boy's got a voice, but the voice is his natural...

Doo dah doo...

Oh Angua, I think I'm in trouble here,
I should've believed you when I heard you saying it,
The only time that love is an easy game,
Is when two of one species are playing it.
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Richard