Subject: 	[F] [I] ANOTHER Hogswatch filk 		
From:  "Joy Green" [joyg@iconz.co.nz] 		
Date: 1998/11/30 		
Newsgroups:  alt.fan.pratchett 		

Once in great Ankh-Morpork city 			
Lived a scion of the king 			
He was tall and strong and royal 			
Knew everyone and they knew him 			
But instead of crown and throne 			
A watchman's badge he made his own 			

And his friends were far from noble 			
Far from human truth be told 			
And his lover was a werewolf 			
His colleagues golems, dwarfs and trolls 			
Yet he felt no kingly scorn 			
Amongst the lowly and forlorn 			

For he took to be his mentor 			
A suspicious bastard known as Vimes 			
Who believed the highest calling 			
Keeping law and fighting crimes 			
Protect and serve -- a noble aim 			
King or policeman, both the same 			

Joy