Author: Barry R. 	

OK, Prompted by the Mole's posting of character based filks, I thought
I'd better get my own set finished before they became obsolete :) 		

Filks for the Major Discworld Characters. (Part 1 of many)

Ridcully: To the Tune of "Eye Of The Tiger" 

Rising up, five in the morning. 			
Got my rods, and got my crossbows. 			
' heard there were monsters that look good on a wall 			
I'm a man with the urge to collect 			
I want a Head of a Tiger or a demon of hell 			
So I can get it stuffed and get it mounted 			
and the most fiercesome creatures in the jungles of Klatch 			
should watch out because I think I should... make a call there. 			
With my rod, I draw an octogram 			
then I mumble words of power 			
Raise my arms and say the last of the spell 			
then I'm gone, with a flash and a smile 			
I want a Head of a Tiger or a demon of hell 			
So I can get it stuffed and get it mounted 			
and the most fiercesome creatures in the jungles of Klatch 			
are all hiding because I am now... On my way there. 			
and now, I'm creeping through trees 			
got my prey just where I want them 			
raise my crossbow and I let fly the bolt 			
one more notch to be carved on the butt 			
I have a Head of a Tiger and a demon of hell 			
I will now have them stuffed and have them mounted 			
and the most fiercesome creatures in the jungles of Klatch 			
are endangered because I have now... been around there . 


Susan: To The Tune of Running in the Family 	

I know I'm different to the rest, 'cos I have this gift 			
to walk through any wall I choose 			
And I can fade from your vision, and you won't see me 			
until I decide to let you. 			
Looking back it's not bizarre, it runs in the family. 			
All those things I do 			
When you grandfather is Death, your father his apprentice 			
strange things you'd do too 			
and I still have my father's scar 			
I see some monsters every day, and the tooth fairy 			
and bogeymen that hide from others 			
But monsters are afraid of me, cos if they are caught... 			
the poker is a fearful thing 			
Looking back it's not bizarre, it runs in the family. 			
All those things I know 			
When you grandfather is Death, your father his apprentice 			
strange things you know too 			
and I still have my father's scar 			
I wish I wasn't quite like this. I just want to be 			
a normal person like my mother 			
Not knowing all the things I do, and whose problems are 			
the ones you deal with normally 			
Looking back it's not bizarre, it runs in the family. 			
All those things I crave 			
'cos my grandfather did too, when my father worked for him 			
He wanted the same things 			
and he briefly got them too 			
Looking back it's not bizarre, it runs in the family. 			
All those things I do 			
When you grandfather is Death, your father his apprentice 			
strange things you'd do too 			
and I still have my father's scar 	



OK, that's all for now, but I gave many others that are being
completed piece by piece... My eventual aim is to have a filk for each
major character, and some of the minor ones too.

Barry R. B.F. The Official Sad Bastard