From: Mark Datko Newsgroups:alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Soul Music/Wyrd sisters filk- Date: Wed, 28 Apr 1999 18:49:01 +0100 . . . . . A long, long time ago A llamedos boy noted how That music used to make him smile And he knew if he had his chance That harp might make those wizards dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But all that rain made him shiver With every boulder he'd deliver Bad news at the mineshaft Any more and he'd be daft He can't remember if he cried When from papa he tried to hide But something touched him deep inside The day he should have died So Why, why, oh why let him die ! Drove through dust, cart to the summit but the horses did shy In drum ol' boys quaffing scumble and pie Singing "This'll be the day that Death rides This'll be the day that Death rides Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in gods above If granddaughter tells you so ? Now with that dwarf and that blue troll Can music save your mortal soul And can you teach me how to dance real slow ? Well we know she's in love with him Cause we saw her dancing in the gym Chatting with the Death of Rats Man, I dig those funky cats He went on tour for Dibbler buck With Asphalt roadie and a cabbage truck Then he knew he had some luck The day he should have died I started singing Why, why, oh why let him die ! Drove through dust, cart to the summit but the horses did shy In drum ol' boys quaffing scumble and pie Singing "This'll be the day that Death rides This'll be the day that Death rides Now for many years she was on her own And moss grows fat on a rolling stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the King and Queen In a court, in that ramtops Lancre scene And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the King was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The witches were involved The mystery resolved And while Hwel wrote another page The players practiced on the stage And witches altered their image Before he should have died We were singing Why, why, oh why let him die ! Drove through dust, cart to the summit but the horses did shy In drum ol' boys quaffing scumble and pie Singing "This'll be the day that Death rides This'll be the day that Death rides DMark