From: Daibhid Chiennedelh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Date: 24 Dec 2002 23:50:08 GMT
Subject: [I] Seasonal filk (again!)

Simon the Scarlet-Snouted Saddleback.

TTO... well, you figure it out 8-)[1]

Simon the Scarlet-Snouted Sadleback
Had a very shiny snout
And if you ever saw it
You would say it shone about
All of the other piggies
Used to laugh and call him names
They would never let poor Simon
Join in all their piggy games

Then one stormy Hogswatch Eve
Hogfather came to say
"Simon with your snout so bright
"Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

However a lifetime of ostracisation and verbal abuse had led to Simon becoming
bitter and misanthropic (not to mention misporcinistic) and he said no.

[1] Okay, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Dave