From: "AfPhantom" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: Re: [I] Look, someone mentioned it and I got carried away and... Date: Tue, 23 Mar 1999 16:04:33 -0000 Supermouse wrote in message <+L59fNAxWt92IwGJ@rat-cage.demon.co.uk>... [snipped cheesy ballad] Could I offer you...? Sweet dreams are made of cheese; Emmental, Cheddar, Roule and Brie, I travel the world with my Dairylea. Mas-ca-pon-e's cooked in a cheesecake... Sorry, it's the voices again. Worse still... (to the tune of "Englishman in New York") Don't drink my coffee or you'll feel most queer, I like my camel lightly fried. You can hear it in my accent when I talk; I'm a Klatchian in Morpork... Nah. That's *got* to have been done before ;-) Or "The Patrician's Song"? (tune: 'I am the very model of a modern major-general') I am the very model of a politician capable, Presiding with the iron hand of justice unmistakeable; Tho' misapplied correction is unfortunate for all concerned, At least a Morpork citizen has had a useful lesson learned! Assassins, Dragons, Vampires and some overseas diplomacy Leave little time available for humour and frivolity, Yet "sense of humour"'s de rigeur and so I do exhibit one; When those who mime are upside down above a pit of scorpions... ...on second thoughts, I don't really think the world needs another Gilbert and Sullivan filk, especially a bad one. ;-) My Muse seems to have left me today - she's probably down the back of the sofa with the remote control - so I'll stop torturing you good people and go in search of chocolate. Jarrad (AfPhantom)