Newsgroup: 	 alt.fan.pratchett 		
From: 		Leo Barium 		
Subject 	[I] Rincewind Song (At last!) 	

In article '[I] Rincewind Song (At last!)', on Tue, 15 Sep 1998,
Mattheq	<mattheq@argonet.co.uk> decreed: 		
>After a long wait, me and a mate of mine have completed the
>Rincewind song, inspired by a chance sentence from someone 
>I can't remember and don't want to give credit to: 	

Wow! That's quite a coincidence, cos Brucianna and I have been working
on a filk for the same song since (checks old e-mail box) ahem...May.
Anyway, we've finally finished it, so here it is: 


The Watch needs men, the Watch needs men, 			
The Watch needs, the Ankh-Morpork watch (4x) 			
Everyone seems to know the score, 			
They've seen it all before 			
They just know, they're so sure, 			
That the Watch's going 			
To drink all night, Gonna sink all night 			
But I know they can fight 			
Cos I remember 			
Three numbers on a badge, 			
Fred Colon still screaming 			
Thirty years of hurt, 			
never stopped Guards' dreaming. 			
So many jokes, so many sneers, 			
And all those nagging fears, 			
Wear you down, through the years, 			
But I can see Carrot with his sword, 			
Mr. Vimes as a lord, 			
The Pseudopolis Yard, 			
With Nobby dancing, 			
Three numbers on a badge, 			
Fred Colon still screaming 			
Thirty years of hurt, 			
never stopped Guards' dreaming. 			
I know that was then 			
But it could be again 			
The Watch needs men, the Watch needs men, 			
The Watch needs, the Ankh-Morpork watch (4x) 			
Three numbers on a badge, 			
Fred Colon still screaming 			
Thirty years of hurt, 			
never stopped Guards' dreaming. 		 		


Well, that was our filk, and I hope you like it: 
it's taken its time :-) 	

TTFN (see you day after tommorrow! Yay!) 		
Leo Barium