From: Daibhid Cheinnedelh Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] The aforementioned filks (Was: [M](I think) Filk query) Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2000 14:53:51 GMT In article , "Joy Green" wrote: > Nope, these resonances happen all the time -- post it, I for one will > look forward to it :-) > > Joy > > Okay, here it is: The Wizzard Oh I'm just a poor wizzard, though my stories have been told I have run off from adventure seeking promises of boredom Such are promises I just want rest But I find myself still fleeing, being followed by my chest When I left the University I had no idea at all In the company of Twoflower, I'd be halfway across the Discworld Running scared Laying low But still finding myself in places only psychotic heroes go Looking for some way to escape the whole show I'm going to die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die, d-d-d-d-die! Asking only peace and quiet I return to Ankh Morpork But I just get offered To save the Disc from the Red Star and sourcery I have to say My immediate reaction is always to run away (La la la la la la la la la) I'm going to die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die, d-d-d-d-die! Now I'm laying out my winter robes, I know it won't last long I'm back at home Where the Ankh-Morpork winters may be freezing me Freezing me I'm back at home In an office sits a wizzard, now a geographer by trade And on his shelves are reminders of his journey to Tezumen, And FourEcks and the Empire and associated pain So when he hears "We need a hero", you can bet he won't remain I'm going to die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die, d-d-d-d-die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die! I'm going to die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die, d-d-d-d-die! I'm going to die, die, die, d-die! I'm going to die! etc. -- Dave, who will return Official Absentee of EU Skiffysoc http://www.ed.ac.uk/~sesoc Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is "Bad" Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.