From: MegaMole <PSmithALTO@countertenor.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [F] [I] Filks for CJ and FoC
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1998 18:32:39 +0000 

To "I belong to Glasgow" 		 		

I've been killing vermin in Morpork, 			
Cruisin' the drains on my ain; 			
I went in a hotel, and I killed rats masel', 			
And then I came out once again; 			
Then I went into the Drum, see, 			
And that is the reason I'm fu'; 			
I had wan pint of Winkles, then several tinkles, 			
And now I am singing to you: 			

*Chorus:* 			

I belong to Morpork, 			
Dear Ankh-Morpork town; 			
But somethin' is wrang wi' Morpork, 			
For it's goin' roun' and roun'! 			
I'm only a wee Feegle rat-catchin' man, 			
As anyone here can see, 			
But when I get a couple o' drinks on a Saturday, 			
Morpork belongs to me! 			

There's nothing in washin' off jobbies, 			
When ye're in a sewer or two; 			
If you stink of the shite, it's all right in a fight, 			
And the Guildmen will no' bother you; 			
There's nae harm in taking a drappie, 			
It gives ye the courage tae kill, 			
And once you've done drinkin' and at last you get hame, 			
Ye'll be nutting those rats with a will! 			

*Chorus repeats.*