>Witch


From: Daibhid Chiennedelh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Date: 05 May 2001 18:51:45 GMT
Subject: [I] Another filk



I'm on a roll now...

"Witch"
(TTTO "Bitch" by Merideth Brooks)
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I like the world each day
That shows how soppy I am, Granny would say
She'd try to tell me, but you realise there's someone 
Quite practical beneath
The innocent naive
I'm a royal bride
Makes it hard for me to show my witchy side
I don't understand why I should have to choose
Which I want do do
I'm a little bit of both of them
All rolled into one  

I'm a witch, I'm a mother
I'm a temp fairy godmother
I'm the wet hen they all scorn
I'm Queen Ynci reborn
I'm a witch, I'm a queen
I'm something in between
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

You want to improve things
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger king
Rest assured that when the people make you nervous
They aren't formenting unrest
Tomorrow they'll ignore us
So we'll do what we think best

I'm a witch, I'm a mother
I'm a temp fairy godmother
I'm the wet hen they all scorn
I'm Queen Ynci reborn
I'm a witch, I'm a queen
I'm something in between
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Just when I think being queen's not for me
The people show I'm mistaken
I think it's nice they hear my advice
Although they don't take it

I'm a witch, I'm a mother
I'm a temp fairy godmother
I'm the wet hen they all scorn
I'm Queen Ynci reborn
I'm a witch, I'm a queen
I'm something in between
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a queen with a crown
Married to a former clown
When the coven needs some cover
I'm a magic weilding Mother
I'm a witch with no hat
I'm just plain old Magrat
Yu know I wouldn't want it any other way
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Dave