From: "Mark A. Cooper" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] FILK: Witches Witches Witches Date: Thu, 9 Dec 1999 12:08:42 -0000 *whispers* Oh, my God, I thought we'd got rid of him... *another whisperer* Yes, I was under the impression he'd unsubscribed... Helloooooo! :) Here, just in time for Hogswatch (though it has nothing to do with the festive season *at all*) is a new filk! Witches Witches Witches ==================== Perdita X Nitt's Lament (sung to the tune of Money Money Money by Abba) I'd love to sing upon the stage, and not expect a decent wage Can't be bad... Despite all this, it seems to be a witch's life is planned for me Makes me mad! In my dreams I have a plan If I found me an opera man Then I'd sing opera every day - but *they* won't let me have my way... Witches, witches, witches Stupid bitches! They don't understand... Witches, witches, witches I can't picture Being in their "band"... Ah-haaaaaaaaaaaaa... All the songs I could do If it wasn't for those witches Where's my opera man? Where's my opera man? That Nanny Ogg, she'd let me be if I sang operatically Can't be bad... But as for Mistress Weatherwax, she merely thinks I'm being lax Makes me mad! I want to leave, I want to go To Ankh-Morpork to do a show I can't stay here! It's daft you see, to be one of the witches three... Witches, witches, witches Stupid bitches! They don't understand... Witches, witches, witches I can't picture Being in their "band"... Ah-haaaaaaaaaaaaa... All the songs I could do If it wasn't for those witches Where's my opera man? Witches, witches, witches Stupid bitches! They don't understand... Witches, witches, witches I can't picture Being in their "band"... Ah-haaaaaaaaaaaaa... All the arias, too... If it wasn't for those witches Where's my opera man?