Author: Andy Fawcett Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett Honest, I tried to resist, but... Please, bear in mind I have no musical talent, and couldn't carry a tune if you handed it to me in a bucket! Wolf Eyed Girl With apologies to Van Morrison Hey, where did you go Nights when the moon came ? Down in the squalor Hunting for new crime, Yapping and a-running, hey, hey, Yelping and a-jumping In the early morning fog with You, your tail a-thumping And you, my wolf-eyed girl, You, my wolf-eyed girl. Whatever happened To clothes you left behind Going down the dwarf pub with a Very blunt axe to grind. Standing in the moonlight howling Prowling by bright lunar beams, Trotting and a-sneaking All along the Ankh's edge With you, my wolf-eyed girl, You, my wolf-eyed girl. Do you remember when we used to sing Gold gold, gold gold gold gold gold, gold la la dee dah Just like that Gold gold, gold gold gold gold gold, gold la la dee dah La dee dah. Too dark to find my way Now that I'm all on my own. I stroked you the other day, My, how your fur has grown! Cast my protective back there, Love, Sometime I'm overcome thinking about Making love in the Watch House on the Isle of Gods With you, my wolf-eyed girl, You, my wolf-eyed girl. Do you remember when we used to sing Gold gold, gold gold gold gold gold, gold la la dee dah Laying in the green grass Gold gold, gold gold gold gold gold, gold la la dee dah Dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee Gold gold, gold gold gold gold gold, gold gold gold Dee dah la dee dah la dee dah la D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d... Andy Fawcett