From: Joy Green 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] A little something inspired by a meet
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 20:07:37 +1200

On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 18:54:14 +0100, MegaMole
wrote:

>When we left a pub where some distinctly ropey live music was about to
>happen...
>
>Still, several good things did come out of that meet.  Especially the T-
>shirts.  I invite those about to sing this filk to put BIG hair on, and
>affect a good ole Dixie twang.
>
>Herewith, for your delectation, by Tammy Wynette out of Tom Lehrer:
>
>STAND ON YOUR MAN
>TTTO Stand By Your Man
>
And another dominatrix filk from moi

 I wanna put chains on you, just you and nobody else but you
 I wanna put chains on you, alone -- boo-boopy-doo
 I'll inflict some pains on you, just you and nobody else but you
 I'll inflict some pains on you, alone
 I'll smile and set fire
 To your personal pyre
 I'll heat your desire
 And make you my own, be-doo-be-doo-*boop*-be-doo
 I wanna put chains on you, just you and nobody else but you
 I wanna put chains on you, alone -- boo-boopy-doo

Joy
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