From: "Mark A. Cooper" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] FILK: Blue Smirnoff Date: Sun, 23 Apr 2000 01:54:34 +0100 Inspired by a late-night conversation on #afp, I present my latest filk - hey! stop running! Mark == Blue Smirnoff (to the tune of Blue Velvet by Bobby Darin(?)) She drank Blue Smirnoff Blue was her language when she's pissed Aimed for the toilet - often missed Sitting down... She drank Blue Smirnoff All red and bloodshot were her eyes Alcohol-soaked her drunken sighs What a clown! Bottle clutched to her tightly Feeling the stupor grow Like a flame burning brightly But when she belched, all near would go! Oh... Blue Smirnoff But in her mind will always be Fuzzy and blurred a memory Through the years But I still prefer Blue Smirnoff to ten beers...