From: Joy Green Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Filk -- Bye bye Mail Date: Sat, 06 May 2000 00:00:30 +1200 As a result of some autofilking on #afp (with thanks to Mole for the last 4 lines) I present for your delectation, the little filk below: Tune "Bye Bye Love" by The Everly Brothers CHORUS Bye bye mail Bye bye MP3s Hello misery I think I'm gonna cry Bye bye mail Bye bye jpegs too What am I gonna do? I feel like I could die Bye bye e-mail, goodbye There goes the network The server failed The BOFHs are screaming Want me impaled It said "Love Letter" Of course I read It would be better If I was dead CHORUS I'm through with romance I'm through with love I caught a virus Oh Gods above And the main reason Why I'm so blue? That blasted e-mail Was sent to YOU -- Joy Green http://cameodesign.hypermart.net Afpfianced to some of the | "In the meantime, rest sexiest, most talented and | well and dream of loveliest people I know. | of large women."