See if you can spot this one.

Clue #1 - the orginal was by Jonathon King, i'm sorry to say
Clue #2 - if anyone was to sing it, they'd have to callthemselves "The Luzles"

fx: assumes *very* broad West Country accent

Oh when the lightswitch isn't working
And the power's out in town
Then i always phones the helpdesk
Askin' why my PC's down

And they just don't want to listen
And they thinks that i's a joke
But who else is there to turn to
When your coffee holder's broke?

I am a Clueless Luser
ICQ I like as well
I am a Clueless Luser
My ISP you can tell

AO-AOL, AO-AOL
And when me printer doesn't go right
And me documents are gone
My sysadmin, he comes down here
And he switches it back on

Every day he clears my password
And he sets it back to none
And he says he's going to kill me
But i know that's all in fun

I am a Clueless Luser
ICQ I like as well
I am a Clueless Luser
My ISP you can tell

AO-AOL, AO-AOL

:fin