From: Gid Holyoake

To the tune of: "Black Velvet Band"
(Chorus) Their badges were pinkly distinctive,
         Their diligence was truly grand!
         And if you called out "Security",
         They left with the trouble in hand!

In parties of three, with a radio
They travelled round from floor to floor,
In hourly patrols of the hotel
They leant against every door.

(Chorus)

They stood at every doorway
And checked for a badge on display,
Then if one wasn't forthcoming
They purposefully stood in your way.

(Chorus)

So to all the folks in "Security"
Whose vigilance sure was not slack,
I'm raising my glass to all of you.
Give yourselves a big pat on the back!

(Chorus)

Gid