From: Lodestone
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk - Cthulhu is coming to town...
Date: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 23:47:31 -0000

This could be a lot better with work, but it's a bit late at night for me.
However, I need to strike while the iron's hot, sdo here's the first draft
of my antidote to the ridiculously early start of shopping Christmas.

You better watch out
'Cause the end is nigh
You'd better not doubt
I'm telling you why
Cthulhu is coming to town...

He's making a list,
Checking it once;
Gonna find out who he's gonna munch.
Cthulhu is coming to town...

For aeons he's been sleeping
But now he is awake
He don't care if you're bad or good
And this ain't no sea snake

With great big horns and dripping with slime
Slithering out through the mists of time
Cthulhu is coming to town...

For aeons he's been sleeping
But now he is awake
He don't care if you're bad or good
And this ain't no sea snake

You better watch out
'Cause the end is nigh
You'd better not doubt
I'm telling you why
Cthulhu is coming to town...

(Coming to town)
He's not a busy beast with his food he will play
He'll have millions to eat his fill on Christmas day
(Cthulhu is coming to town)
(Coming to town)
(Cthulhu is coming to town)
(Coming to town)

Hmm, not wonderful, but I'm off to bed.  Can anyone improve on it for me?



Lodestone