Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: a Filk:Not for the faint hearted...
From: "Diabolo" 
Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2000 19:21:20 +0000

Here is a filk for everyone.(author unknown)
        (not for the weak hearted!
         Curry House Rhapsody(To the tune of Queen's Bohemian  Rhapsody)

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his  head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just  begun>But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh,  ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo  tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really  Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my  spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to  go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh,  ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here  at all.

(guitar solo)

I see a little chicken tikka  on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of  mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very  spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani  (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've  eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the  lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is  quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor  yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he  goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming  back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no  NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees

                        Take care,
                                        J

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