From: 	Warwick  		
Subject: bye bye bryan version 2 		
Date: 	25 September 1998 14:53 		

I don't drink coffee I drink beer my dear 			
I like my toast on leavened bread 			
You can hear it in my accent when I buy goods 			
I'm an Englishman in Al Quds 			

See me walking down Mendele St 			
With my laptop at my side 			
I need it so I can play MUDS 			
I'm an English Geek in Al Quds 			

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 			
I'm an Englishman in Al Quds 			
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 			
I'm an Englishman in Al Quds 			

If "Romans maketh roads" as someone said 			
They're still the baddies of the day 			
They gave us schools and shops and aqueducts 			
"What did they ever do for us?" I say 			

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 			
I'm a Python man in Al Quds 			
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 			
I'm an Python man in Al Quds 			

Immodesty, no propriety have lead to notoriety 			
Filking rhymes like soapy suds. 			
Gentleness, sobriety are rare in my society 			
At night the lights shine brighter in Al Quds 			

Takes more than combat gear in red of his 			
Takes more than license for bad puns 			
He's not a Messiah, a naughty boy he is 			
The latest Life of Bryan has begun 			

If "Romans maketh roads" as someone said 			
They're still the baddies of the day 			
They gave us schools and shops and aqueducts 			
"What did they ever do for us?" I say 			

I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 			
I'm an Englishman in Al Quds 			
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien 			
I'm an Englishman in Al Quds 			

Warwick