From: MegaMole Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Is nothing sacred? Date: Tue, 2 May 2000 22:17:32 +0100 This Cole Porter filk has been bubbling under for the last couple of days - thanks to something Corinne said. Geeks do it, freaks do it Guys in Internet boutiques do it Let's do it, let's I.R.C.; Australians staying up late do it, Op-bots fishing for bait do it Let's do it, let's I.R.C... The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it Not to mention the Finns; People in Germany do it - Think of those Milde twins; Kiwis with badly hurt spines do it BOFHs with ISDN lines do it Let's do it, let's I.R.C. Every day newbies come to it, Old farts down in the Drum do it Let's do it, let's I.R.C. All sorts of mammals and birds do it D00dz who can't recall the words do it Let's do it, let's I.R.C. Ghosts and phantoms, I'm sure, do it Though it shocks us, I know Why ask if more do it - /whowas will tell you it's so... Snug in their holes, moles do it Demons and eaters of souls do it Let's do it, let's I.R.C.... -- * MegaMole, The Official Enrico Basilica : Chocolate rix in thy tum * Wearer of the Waistcoat of Despair (sob) and Patron Faint of Falfetto Firukojutsu-no-Sensei - mail: / NEWER MOLEHILL! at