From: MegaMole <PSmithALTO@countertenor.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett,rec.music.filk
Subject: [I] thought this might be topical.
Date: Fri, 5 May 2000 22:01:05 +0100


TTTO "Love Letters Straight to Your Heart" - Elvis/Connie Francis

Love letters straight to a LART,
Mail server went 'fzzt' and fell apart;
I'm now alone in the night,
Outbox has vanished and screen's gone white...
I clicked on something malign,
Now colleagues' boxes have crashed like mine;
Stupidly, then 
I clicked again
Right from the start -
Love letters straight to a LART.

-- 
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