From: Jon
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk - Sheep
Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 10:10:05 +0100

OK, who asked for a Radiohead filk, then? I might add that it has /no/ DW
relevance whatever.

*Sheep*

Never been here before
Can't look them in the eye
They're just like monsters
Their smell makes me cry
They walk like a hippo
In a mud-drenched world
I wish I was a moo-cow
You're all frickin' moo-cows

But I'm a sheep, I'm a woolly
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to be like you
I want a bovine body
Not that of a ewe
I want you to notice
That I am around
I wish I was a moo-cow
You're all frickin' moo-cows

But I'm a sheep, I'm a woolly
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

They're chewing cud again,
They're chewing cud
They're chew chew chew chewing cud ...

It would make me happy
It's what I want
I wish I was a moo-cow
You're all frickin' moo-cows

But I'm a sheep, I'm a woolly
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here