From: "Melody Shanahan-Kluth" Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Filk for CCDE Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 12:36:09 +0100 My very first filk , so judge me not too harshly :o) To the tune of 'Somewhere in my Heart' by Aztec Camera Somewhere deep in Suffolk Where the air is still Beer is being downed There is such a thrill The afpers , they all are there Big shorts , no underwear People crowd round on a hard bit of ground Swinging cabbages in duels Afpers all around are cheering Waiting for the call Stephen takes them all And wins Still we are in Suffolk In a hot dry place Auctions going on Lyn is red of face Fancy dress in all your gear Hex has won and we all can cheer What shall we do to celebrate? Lets have a drink or maybe eight Afpers all around are drinking Lying on the floor Buying just one more Or three Once more we're in Suffolk And it is too hot Supersoakers ready We will wet the lot Elton has rescued us We'll get there ,by car or bus Painting your own or meeting Terry Plenty to do at the CCDE Afpers all around are cheering Meeting someone new Raising just one glass Or two Melody -- Afp related to several including ratty , Apostate and Irina Still waiting to hear if she is a full member of ORGY A Sister of Vetinari