The Hedgehog Can Never... Oh... 
*(To Beethoven's 9th)by Smith and Ellis*
Any hedgehog can be buggered 			
It just takes a little will 			
Just locate the proper entrance 			
And apply a little skill. 			

Then shave off those blasted prickles... 			
They're quite painful on your crotch. 			
Don't do this in public places 			
If you don't want crowds to watch!