Author: Mark Adri-Soejoko  
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 1999 

I had this sent to me by a friend a while ago and have just found it again 		
Hope you enjoy it 		

To the tune of common people by PULP 	

She came from space, she had a taste for custard 			
She fell over and got very flustered 			
That's when she 			
Waved at me 			
She told me that her name was Laa Laa 			
I just smiled at her and said "Ha ha" Cos it rhymed 			
And then in twenty minutes time 			
I said 			
I want to live like the Teletubbies 			
I want to go wherever Teletubbies go 			
I want to play with Tinky Winky 			
I want to play with Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po 			
And then, what do you know? 			
She said....."Ehoh!" 			
She took me to a flowery golf course 			
I don't why, there were rabbits everywhere 			
Or were they...hares? 			
There was a windmill and a funny lady 			
And the sun looked rather like a baby 			
That laughed 			
And it wasn't the only one laughing 			
How bizarre, I said... 			
I want to live like the Teletubbies 			
I want to eat whatever Teletubbies eat 			
I want to pig out on Tubbycustard 			
I want to munch Tubbytoast ten times a week 			
But they didn't understand 			
They just smiled and all held hands 			
Wear a hat upon your head 			
Get a handbag that's bright red 			
Love your friends and give them hugs 			
Pretend you've never taken drugs 			
Still you'll never get it right 			
Cos when you're all tucked up at night 			
Watching Noo Noo sweep the floor 			
You can switch it off or watch Channel Four 			
You'll never live like Teletubbies 			
You'll never see whatever Teletubbies see 			
Never have a telly on your tummy 			
Never get paid a wad from the BBC 			
Or dance and drink pink goo 			
Because you've better things to do 			
Sing along with the Teletubbies 			
Sing along and you might not feel so blue 			
Dance along with the Teletubbies 			
Even though they're much better dancers than you 			
And do the silly things that they do 			
Because alien chic is cool... 		 		

Mark Adri-Soejoko