Author: "David Ferguson" Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett Date: Tue, 14 Sep 1999 Subject: [I] Will Survice the Y2K (filk warning) Ahem, for all you Y2K survivalists, sing along, you know the tune. >fx: clears throat loudly> When I first saw all this code, I was petrified I knew there was no way I'd get it modified! But I'd have tried a little harder Done much more to earn my pay, If I'd thought for just one second that I'd still be here today! The screens are black The files erased And all the users hunting for me with that look upon their face. Wasn't I the one who said our systems would be fine? Now where the credit would be shared, it seems the blame must be all mine! I'd better go Get out the door, Just turn and run now 'cos I'm not welcome any more. As all the angry users try to capture me How I wish I'd bought that chicken farm out in the Hebrides[1] Oh no! Its my, P45![2] But as long as I stay out of range I hope I'll stay alive. And as I flee Lots of users chasing me. Software revise Will I survive? Yeah yeah. [1]note for the geographically challanged, Islands off the west coast of Scotland, some of which are pretty remote. [2] note for Merkins, XXXXians and other persons not familiar with UK type paperwork stuff - the P45 is the form you get when you leave your job, voluntarily or otherwise. Dferg Coat on and leaving already!