Can you recognise a real, unadulterated cat when you see one?
Or have you too grown used to the boring, mass-produced cats the advertising industry adores?
Real cats never eat from bowls (at least not the ones marked CAT).
Real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table. They can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away.
Real cats don't need names. But they often get called them. "Yaargeroffoutofityarbastard" does nicely.
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